day 4 of college......Isa meets rusty and nirbhay at 4 in the morning.....they want to smoke....but they have no smokes.....so they decide to do wat was unthinkable for me at that point of time on the very 4th day of college......They jump over the fence....get a couple of navy cuts.......light up and smoke in style..........I am awed by their bravado....
id love to go into more details but i have to introduce these other wierdos as well.......
George (tm) has a intuitive cognition that almost all the women in the batch have a thing for him......I think george is a hot air baloon whos making too high an estimate of his potentials and is assigning way too much value to the way he talks.....Eventually but george proves me wrong.....Actions speak louder than words and george manages to shut me up for good....He also manages to shut his good for nothin cousin "el nino" (tm) for good exactly 4 months later....How he managed is another story.....
Then i meet Sindhi (tm).......pagal ka bacha sanki....he got the eyes of a serial killer....and a brain to match up to it.......The first time i meet him hes damn pissed off wid his room mate for ....well....forget it....but hes really pissed.....and i hear and learn as im awed again by the fluency with which Sindhi can curse.....Punjabi, Hindi, English......Ma behen bahu beti baap....har cheez ke liye gali thi Sindhi ke paas....back then Sindhi was wid Polly.....thats a different story and needs a different day.....aur sindhi ki permission obviously......
And the last character id like to introduce for the day is Paro (tm) (tm) (tm).........i go to see Nandita Das along wid a couple of friends.....Paro is wid them......i see Paro.....i speak to Paro....and i fall for Paro.......Paro is this cute lil sardarni......i could make a movie on me and Paro......Theres not one filmy situation which Paro and I havent gone through.......astalavista....till tomorow........
kal Paro and me go for the first walk togather......Rusty fights for his batch mate wid his senior(im awed again).......Sindhi changes his room.....James, Rusty and Neta(tm), drink the first beer of my batch in Gandhinagar.........
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Friday, February 20, 2009
Day 1 .....when it al started......
This is the first blog im ever writing......I dont have the patience to maintain a diary so this is the closest alternative to preserving all my memories.....My mom tells me i could write a book someday.......With al the crap happening in my life....so do i.....
Me Suleiman isa......was 17 years something.....just finished school.....gave entrance exams....and made it to GNLU......."NATIONAL LAW SCHOOL".. i thought and my chest swelled up with pride.....i had a very clear vision.....5 years of law school....brilliant grades....big placements.....mumbai, delhi, probly London......
But college life was like sex.......The prospect of sex always tends to excite you more than sex itself.....
So i joined college......on the 1st day itself i met the wierdest characters of my life in teh campus.......I met the likes of Nirbhay Misra, Rusty, James, D.K., the village idiot, and george........Each one very different......each one eventually will teach me so much bout life id never imagined.....
Day 1 of college...my parents are just coming to drop me to the hostel.....they have a fear ....they fear that while im being ragged by my seniors....wa if one of them asks me to smoke.....and wat if i got habituated to it??......They had a perception of the significance and the nature of events before they actually happened....My father was at his sagacious best.....because eventually i would get habituated to smoking.....Till yestarday....i.e. the 18th of February, 2009.....
There i was at my college.....The 1st person i meet is Village Idiot (tm) and Banya(tm)....Now village idiot is this stupid introvert with a smile as stupid to match his face....Banya is a woman trapped inside the body of a man.......he cribs....he bitches....hes basically never happy bout his life...Village idiot on the other hand is an introvert.....i saw em togather in village idiots room.....after that day i doubt if theyve hardly been in the same room ever again.......
in the evening i meet the man himself....D.K. a.k.a. Sunny Deol( tm)........The idiot is leching at senior women.....so am i.....and this is how we start speakin as we realise our first common interest.....senior women.....
walkin back to my room i meet psy sir ( tm) and dunnu sir( tm).....i hated these guys initially.......I never realised how much id gel along wid em in the days to come.....due to our common passions and interests.....ahem ahem.........The same goes for the rest of their gang.....Sabu, Fatty, John G., aur bhai "aye ki" cant think of a name for u with which i could protect ur identity.......kuch sujhaav de de.......
as i time gradually passes i shall meet the rest of the college ka kuda....as were quite often known as...........thats it fo aaj.....kal naya din....nayi bakar.......day 4.......Rusty and NirbhayPandit become the first ppl to jump the fence............................
Me Suleiman isa......was 17 years something.....just finished school.....gave entrance exams....and made it to GNLU......."NATIONAL LAW SCHOOL".. i thought and my chest swelled up with pride.....i had a very clear vision.....5 years of law school....brilliant grades....big placements.....mumbai, delhi, probly London......
But college life was like sex.......The prospect of sex always tends to excite you more than sex itself.....
So i joined college......on the 1st day itself i met the wierdest characters of my life in teh campus.......I met the likes of Nirbhay Misra, Rusty, James, D.K., the village idiot, and george........Each one very different......each one eventually will teach me so much bout life id never imagined.....
Day 1 of college...my parents are just coming to drop me to the hostel.....they have a fear ....they fear that while im being ragged by my seniors....wa if one of them asks me to smoke.....and wat if i got habituated to it??......They had a perception of the significance and the nature of events before they actually happened....My father was at his sagacious best.....because eventually i would get habituated to smoking.....Till yestarday....i.e. the 18th of February, 2009.....
There i was at my college.....The 1st person i meet is Village Idiot (tm) and Banya(tm)....Now village idiot is this stupid introvert with a smile as stupid to match his face....Banya is a woman trapped inside the body of a man.......he cribs....he bitches....hes basically never happy bout his life...Village idiot on the other hand is an introvert.....i saw em togather in village idiots room.....after that day i doubt if theyve hardly been in the same room ever again.......
in the evening i meet the man himself....D.K. a.k.a. Sunny Deol( tm)........The idiot is leching at senior women.....so am i.....and this is how we start speakin as we realise our first common interest.....senior women.....
walkin back to my room i meet psy sir ( tm) and dunnu sir( tm).....i hated these guys initially.......I never realised how much id gel along wid em in the days to come.....due to our common passions and interests.....ahem ahem.........The same goes for the rest of their gang.....Sabu, Fatty, John G., aur bhai "aye ki" cant think of a name for u with which i could protect ur identity.......kuch sujhaav de de.......
as i time gradually passes i shall meet the rest of the college ka kuda....as were quite often known as...........thats it fo aaj.....kal naya din....nayi bakar.......day 4.......Rusty and NirbhayPandit become the first ppl to jump the fence............................
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